The hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. Plays for the Detroit Tigers. Possible closer in 2009-2010 season. Often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. His fastest recorded is 104.8 mph Known for his infamous injuries which include playing Guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the Californian wildfires
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Get the lucas jade zumann mug.Refers to the current South African President who is renowned for his firm believe that showering after sex cures AIDS. Horrible insult for any South African. BE ADVISED: DO NOT EVER IN YOUR LIFE CALL A SOUTH AFRICAN A ZUMA!!!! (especially not the white variety- YOU WILL BE KILLED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.)
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