zompoc

The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse that will reduce the world's population to brain craving, maniacal Zombies.

Suzie: ZOMG! Dem Zombies gettin dey brain Om Nom on.

Norman: OMJ, zompoc! Run nicka!

by XxjanetxX September 26, 2011

National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

Zoophile

A human being that rapes animals claiming to be inlove when it is impossible for the animal to love a human sexually zoophiles are animal rapist please help them help its illegal rape is abuse stop them

Zoophiles everyday:

Disgusting person: im gonna shag my dog cause im disgusting and should die teehee
Dog: running away
Disgusting: stop running away ur teasing me

Dog: scared
Disgusting:* using dog as sex toy*
Dog: traumatized and get less touchy and hides more
Disgusting: getting more pets to use as sex toys

by ...__...me December 16, 2021

Zompted

When Anna is very tired from walking.

I did good and went walking. I'm zompted

by Greatness Personified July 31, 2017

Zoophile

someone who is in love with animals like dogs and cats instead of a human being

Son/Daughter: Dad, I'm a zoophile

Dad: Shut the fuck up I wish I left you a long time ago👴

by Daquantavious May 8, 2022

Zophia

Zophia is an amazing girl who may seem scary when you first meet her. But dont be fooled, once you get to know her because she is a generaly nice person. Zophia can easily gain friends with her sense if humor and all round awesomeness!!

Person 1. Zophia is so scary!
Person 2. Dont be fooled, she has an amazing personality once you get to know her.

by AlexandraXX January 13, 2018

zimphabonist

A person in a relationship which puzzles society.

When a really ugly guy and an attractive girl start dating, their relationship is said to be zimphabonistic.

by Juline February 10, 2009