zombiefried

completely incoherent due to alcohol and drug use, unable to function mentally

I don't even remember what happened at the club last night, I was zombiefried.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

internet zombification

n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.

"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."

by Lee Warrick May 8, 2008

zombification

The selection and reprogramming of certain Republican party members for the dissemination of any information, factual or not, on the daily talk show circuits. This is accomplished by the continual repetition of a preset scripted text to answer any and all questions put to the zombified selectee, whether relevant to the question asked or not.

Congresswoman Michelle Bachman is a prime example of the zombification process, as she so aptly showed on Meet The Press.

by Sphygmo19 March 22, 2011

zombied

1. To be incapable of functioning like a normal human being, either due to a lack of sleep or exorbitant consumption of alcohol.

2. To cause one to be weary or dramatically reduce one's physical and mental reaction times.

3. To be bitten, and therefore transformed into a zombie.

1. Man, I'm totally zombied after that party last night.

2. Staying up until five in the morning every day really zombied Laura.

3. Oh no! They just zombied Steve! Run for your lives!

by Dan in Real Life March 10, 2008

ZOMBIEIZED

TO make undead

The zombie zombieized john when it ate John's liver

by Louis Chen August 15, 2003

Zoombified

The zombie-like state entered into by those forced to have too many online meetings

He was on Zoom meetings all day now he is totally Zoombified

by Windfarmer May 16, 2020

zoobified

Being done in by a zoobie

"The mandem be getting zoobified

by Ligman October 22, 2020