A zoe is the street name for an ounce of weight. It is the abbreviated Oz. backwards with an "e" at the end.
by Highena April 03, 2010
zoe is aids
by razerblader776 February 18, 2018
an obnoxious, loud, rude, and fake girl who likes to bully others and lie to them. She has a very short temper and is a huge pain in the butt to have. She loves to steal other people's friends and thinks she is so popular when in reality nobody likes her because of how rude, clingy, ugly, and overweight she is. She screams at her closes friends and talks trash about others to her best friends and then abandons them and goes to hang out with the people she talked trash about. Her favorite hobby is to ruin others' lives by cyberbullying them, yelling at them, excluding them, stealing their friends, and being a huge retard towards her closest friends. She is an AWFUL friend to have NO MATTER WHAT and thinks she is so special. Zoe also loves to lie about things ALL THE TIME and is a very clingy person who is WAY TOO sensitive and is ALWAYS trying to make people feel bad for her stupid self. She once got upset because everyone else had umbrellas and she didn't and also ignores her friends for no reason at all. She is fake because she acts like a nice person to those who haven't known her for very long but in reality, she has a cold heart, fat thighs, and AWFUL handwriting.
by 2345678987654345678392347871 September 21, 2019
An asshole who thinks dogs should have more rights than humans. She also is a hard core feminist. She will never find a man because she is so damn ugly. She also thinks men are overrated. Normally, she dates dogs.
by Dankdaddy69 May 08, 2018
A most commonly female name that stems from a Greek word meaning life. Zoe's eyes tend to sparkle like the moon on smooth seas. Their brunet hair flows over their shoulders like a river rushing over a cliff. Zoe's are the most calm and subtle, yet feisty people you will meet. They are beautiful.
by Notyouraverageposter April 05, 2016
Zoe: a Greek name, Greek like the goddesses who were beautiful if you know what I'm getting at ;) a beautiful, pretty, gourgeous girl, who is fun to talk to and be around. Zoe is usually very cute aswell ;) She always has a lovely smile. She is an awesome girl, always has something to talk about and never dry, and is known to make up words (like Zoe'er, which means prettier). Zoe loves to be complimented, and it's very hard to come accross a girl like Zoe. Overall she is one of the nicest girls you can find, and you're one lucky fella if you do find her ;)
by HeyZoeIt'sIain;) November 09, 2013
Zoe is usually an anxious girl who is kind, beautiful, and very intelligent. She is quiet, but very gifted. Get to know her, and you'll have the time of your life. Zoe and hate don't belong in the same sentence. She is fragile and tries to hide it. She loves to be in control, and loves music and is very athletic. She usually compares herself to people better then her and she ends up hating herself. She loves Science and Math, and tries to solve complicated problems.
Did you hear about Zoe? She didn't make it into GT. Crazy, right? She's the only kid in the grade to get a 100 in three core classes! Plus, she's first chair!
by ViolinChic November 03, 2014