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Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.
by Coan Bone June 14, 2009
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zipperclipper

when you zip your zipper too quickly and accidentally pinch the bottom of your dick.
jesus! your bleeding!

dude, i just got a bad zipperclipper, call an ambulance.
by bloodyhell9358 January 21, 2010
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zipper sausage

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.
by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010
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Boob Zipper

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.

This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.

True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)
That Boob Zipper Shirt is HOT.
by Mandalorian72 January 3, 2010
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Belts and Zippers

1) Derogatory term given to character designs mostly found in JRPGs, especially anything involving Tetsuya Nomura. (Final Fantasy, Kindom Hearts, etc)

Named for Nomura's excssive use of belts and zippers in his character designs, and the trend they started in other games which has spread like a cancer.

2)Tetsuya Nomura himself.
<Person 1> WTF? Why has Donald Duck got a hat made of zippers!? Does that guy really need that many belts?

<Person 2> Kingdom Hearts is really belts and zippers: the game.

Woah! That chick has a skirt made of belts! Belts and Zippers has really gone overboard on this one!
by Mr2.0 January 24, 2011
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zipless fuck

A phrase coined by Erica Jong in the book "Fear of Flying". As described by her - It is a sexual encounter between strangers that has the swift compression of a dream and is seemingly free of all remorse and guilt. It is absolutely pure, there is no power game and it is free of ulterior motives. It has also been described as the perfect one night stand.
The zipless fuck is the purest thing there is, rarer than the unicorn and I have never had one. - "Fear of Flying"
by Bridget Jones March 29, 2004
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zipper man

The degenerative name of Bucciarati's Stand: Sticky Fingers
Person A: "Hey, did you start JoJo part 5 yet?"

Person B: "Yeah, Zipper Man is probably my favorite Stand."

Person A: "Wait, hold up. Did you just fucking call him 'Zipper Man?'"

Person B: "Yeah, why?"

Person A: "His name is 'Sticky Fingers' you fucking idiot!"
by MiserableFuck August 31, 2019
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