zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009

Zitch

The definition of a Zitch is generally used in terms of weak or inferior. A weak man or a foolish or weak move. If someone punches someone in the groin in a fight or cheats at a game those would be Zitch moves.

When talking about a weak man or frail man it would be considered a zitchboy.

You are a 25 year old man and you only weigh 95 pounds and cant even lift a pencil you are a zitchboy.

You played me at a video game and kept doing an uppercut and it was a cheapshot. That was a really bad zitch move.

by sam kinison September 7, 2010

zitch

1. Term you use when your ballz itch really badly and you gotta scratch them to hell. Also see Litch, kitch and sitch

I am sorry but I have major zitch right now and I gotta scratch it

by Itchy fuck October 5, 2004

Zitch

(noun) A painful feeling on the bottoms of your feet.

God, I've been walking around so long, that I've gotten a zitch.

by ARDYAYE December 9, 2008

Zilch

Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.

Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

by Andrew Tayla February 25, 2008

Zilch

A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit

Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch

by Teddy Roosevelt February 21, 2003

zilch

a word used by a famous latin teacher named miss soulier meaning "nothing".

go soulism!!

do you know how many feminine nouns are in the second declension? ZILCH!!

by qwertywerty June 20, 2007