a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
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Get the ziffle mug.Australian for beard. Typically describes a well-kempt beard, trimmed and shaped, and moderately long. The OED says this slang term originated around 1919, but otherwise the origin is unknown. To be ziffed means to be bearded.
Me: "Evan, I love your ziff! I wish I could sport a ziff like you do!"
Evan: "I like to pair it with a quiff hairstyle. Ziff and quiff. Nice ring to it, no?"
Evan: "I like to pair it with a quiff hairstyle. Ziff and quiff. Nice ring to it, no?"
by ChaseMolair August 6, 2018
Get the Ziff mug.n:- Guy or girl name defined as having the largest penis, or tits. Mostly men with this name are exponentially known with having the largest recorded penis sizes.
v:- To violently beat someone to death with a small child.
v:- To violently beat someone to death with a small child.
n:- How does that Zaffiri fit that thing into his pants?
v:- Yo, that nigga just Zaffiri'd that motha'fucka'.
v:- Yo, that nigga just Zaffiri'd that motha'fucka'.
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Get the Zaffiri mug.To wipe your cock on the curtains, as you sneek out of the house of the Random Bus Stop Skank you have just made sweet sweet love too.
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