Zellers

It was the best store. If you disagree with me you are wrong, and you will always be wrong about everything, and nobody will want your input anymore because you are wrong all the time.

Alan: "I loved Zellers."
Josh: "I hated Zellers."
LATER:
Will: "Josh whats 9+10?"
Josh: "21"
Will: "you stupid"

by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021

Zester Jest

Zester Jest is an American super hero donning a black fedora, red jacket, and a pickaxe from the videogame "Minecraft". This hero is most known for drinking heavy amounts of energy drinks, and appearing in a YouTube parody video.

My favorite super hero is Zester Jest!

by AceNX May 23, 2021

Zellers

Canada's bootleg version of Wal-Mart, only trashier.

Wal-mart is closed today, so I guess I'll have to go to Zellers.

by notstella October 12, 2008

zellers dink

aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department store in Canada called Zellers.

Man, I got a nasty case of zellers dink from that ho last night...

by gordberg October 11, 2006

zeterosexual

The sexuality of asians who don't like rice, nor like hello kitty, nor are ricers. The orientation is still a mystery and will likely remain so.

Jenson's the biggest zeterosexual! I saw him burning a hello kitty doll!

by Jdix September 26, 2006

Zeller

Doing the exact opposite of what is expected of you in a crucial situation. Don't "pull a Zeller." That was "Zellerific!"

UNC basketball player Tyler Zeller's performance against Duke in the final two minutes of the February 8th, 2012 game in which he inadvertently scored a field goal for the Blue Devils and then gave Duke guard Austin Rivers a virtually uncontested three point goal to win the game.

by Wiley2112 March 18, 2012

zester

A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.

1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."

Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)

2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."

by D. January 11, 2005