Zacked out

When your blacked out, yelling at everyone, cant walk and pissed on something in your bedroom and you only started drinking 2 hours ago

Bartender: what's wrong with your friend?
Person 1: oh he is just zacked out.
Bartender: really, I feel like he just got here. Well, I'm gonna have to cut him off

by Dave mck October 5, 2018

Zonked

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

by KJ1o1 May 25, 2011

zanker

n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.

That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!

by KKKKathRRRRRyn December 24, 2007

zankeia

Referred to as beautiful and talented. Commonly known as a bad bitch and for her multiple hair colors.

yall know Zankeia?

Yeah , she's FUCKING POPPIN

by Kaeesworld April 5, 2016

Zonked

When you’re too high to say zooted, you say zonked

“I am soooo fucking zonked rn”

by The_semi stoner February 6, 2022

Zaked

Zaked equals baked to the next level.

In essence to obtain a high that is above what one normally experiences when smoking marijuana. This is typically achieved by either very high grade ganga or smoking mass quantities of the herb.

"That weed was so bomb, I was really Zaked."

by LG441 April 11, 2010

zonked

Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.

"Did you see that guy at the party? He was zonked!"

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005