zamboner

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

by Chern November 8, 2008

french zamboni

When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.

She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni

by tanbeidio June 20, 2009

Zamboni Pony

Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.

Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"

by Zamboni Operator January 15, 2014

zamboni

A Guido on ice skates.

Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!

by theadequate March 11, 2010

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

zambored

Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni.

The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night.

by Chern November 8, 2008

Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.

My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go

by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014