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Zimmerman Syndrome 

The pattern of behavior which erupts after a person has shot another to death in cold blood, marked by anger, denial, specious justifications, depression, copious hand-washing, paranoia, avoiding public exposure, etc... and perhaps even several attempts at an apology. Often resulting in the abuse of highly addictive pain-killing drugs and ending in attempts at suicide.
These soldiers returning home from an unpopular foreign campaign are likely to suffer severe Zimmerman Syndrome when the adrenaline wears off and they realize they killed a lot of innocent people along the way to their goal.
Zimmerman Syndrome by paulpaxman August 14, 2012
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jennifer zimmerman 

Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.

George Zimmer 

President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse, this man has a reputation of breaking into the rooms of very attractive woman and raping them with his giant penis. He is a man amongst men, living everyman's dream.
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I was taking an evening stroll down the street and saw your mother walking towards me. My beef hammer called for sweet relief and strianed against the zipper of my pants. I could not take this punisment any longer. So I swung my monolithic man meat God bestowed upon me and knocked her into a dumpster in a nearby alley. I then proceeded to ram my extra large man salami into her tight hole. Her unwilling moist lips could not take the punishment my thirty pound man hammer did upon her. After shooting my special blend of polonious nut naplam flavored butter, I used my extra large wrecking balls to smash a hole into the wall of a building and escaped into the night. I gaurntee it.
George Zimmer by TKFox007 July 26, 2008

cant simmer the zimmer 

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
cant simmer the zimmer by alienman September 6, 2013

Zimmermania 

An emotion that white people feel while their communities are being infested with undesirables and minorities.
Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.

Mans Zelmerlow 

Måns Petter Albert Zelmerlöw - He is a Swedish singer who is probably best known for his 2007 song "Cara Mia" which was his entry into that years Melodifestivalen.

Discography
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Stand By For...
First studio album
Released: March 24, 2007
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD

MZW
Second studio album
Released: March 25, 2009
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
Mans Zelmerlow's Cara Mia was #1 in the Swedish charts.
Mans Zelmerlow by Igor Simonov September 27, 2009