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Van Yoak

A term frequently used to describe quiet but troublesome Russian boys who often quote Shakespeare while engaging in primate-like behavior. Despite the fact that they are sometimes difficult to please, most women find them to be strangely irresistable. Although they are easily frustrated and may threat to "buff you with their bodies!", one short strip tease is all one needs to do to coax them into blissful submission. They respond to the names "Mikey, Michael, Michael ___ Jones! (when spoken to sternly), little squirrel, goofball, Pansy!, and Yoakface).
Man, that Van Yoak...he just makes me want to tear my clothes off and get buck WILD!
by SM H. August 31, 2006
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Yoaked

A variation of "Yoked" is urban talk or rap meaning Equallyoked;

DEFINITION: v. Equallyoked means that a person who couples up and bonds with another is of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status n. Liberalists maintain that it means sharing the same spirit.

Pronunciation: e’ quol-lee yook’d

Etymology: Equally (of sameness); yoked (bonded together as a team).
Sentence: An example of being a rap song saying Yoaked; meaning 'equallyoked' and is when a couple share the same civil identity and spirit and are for example, two divorcees about the same age, without children, date and marry one another-each of them as a couple are white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancestors are from quite close areas of Europe.
by ijohn4v8 April 11, 2012
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Yoakum

"yoakum's in my mouth"
"she's got yoakum on her chin"
by the original bdubs October 14, 2008
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yoya

by ozzycat August 1, 2008
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yoak

A word that means anything mean. Bitch, slut, slag
Get away from me you yoak
by Byebitch January 3, 2020
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YOYA

Yoya is a very funnah gassay girl. She burps a lot and does a lot of snot rockets. She is so marvelous and loves her science teacher.
Yoya Is gassy
by 11poop1122 June 14, 2018
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Yorak

Keith's original name.
But daddy said no.
Krolia is ... idk. dunno.
Krolia: "so sweet + chubby"
Krolia: "lets name him... yorak."
Texas kogane (inside): "... Krolia, yee to my haw... wtf"
Texas kogane: "honey how about keith"
by Salandit230 August 14, 2018
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