stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.

Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.

by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014

Rock out with your cock out

Taking your openly gay chicken to a metal show.

"It's so nice that you decided to rock out with your cock out."

by drawmonkey September 29, 2011

honk your cock

When your cock goes honk honk

I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock

by Cumshake February 9, 2018

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

by KyleP March 22, 2007

rock out with your cock out

what Britney Spears likes to scream out randomly in the middle of concerts during her 2009 Circus tour

"Drive safe, don't smoke weed, rock out with your cock out. Peace out muthafuckas!"

by ilovetbag April 13, 2009

stick your cock in your ear

another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

by chimp101 March 5, 2008