thom yorke

Paranoid Android
Lead singer of Radiohead, Greatest Band in the history of the universe.
Moody, deep, brilliant songwriter, singer and performer.
Easily riled by annoying talk show hosts and interviewers.

thom yorke doesn't want to be your friend, only wants to be your lover.

by tt-theOC August 21, 2008

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.

Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.

by utah June 1, 2015

Local yokel

Townie, local hick, hillbilly.

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.

by Sup!!! March 19, 2010

Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.

I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.

by engine7 August 17, 2008

Thom Yorke

The amazingly creative genius behind the band Radiohead. Known most for short stature, lazy eye, and inntroverted nature. Supporter of fair trade organizations and outspoken on the subject of climate change.

Man, Thom Yorke is one beautiful 40 year old.

by umlikewhatever May 16, 2009

slack jawed yokel

Person (usually refering to a male though not gender bias) maintaining little to no decernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barn yard animels.

Dag yo, the slack jawed yokel jus done it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"

by webtech May 10, 2005

New Yorkerization

The process of becoming a New Yorker.

if you haven't started already, your New Yorkerization requires a disciplined daily reading of the new york times and the new yorker magazine.

by joegibbon2 December 30, 2010