Dirty Yohan

A dirty yohan is when during sex a guy prods the girl with a hot stick with his name on it to make her squeal and make the sound “YOHAAUUAJN”

Jesus Larry did you hear about Meghan getting a dirty yohan?
me: I wouldn’t ever dream of being Meghan....

by AustinFFAisapickle April 18, 2020

Yohann

somebody with a 12 inch penis.

Man 1: what do you want in a man?
Girl1: i want someoen with a Yohann

by yoyunyo1 November 21, 2009

Yohaan

A guy who is truly looked up to. Funny and amazing to have around. Cute and cute and really clever and sporting and also a creep at times.

There comes yohaan.

by Guera loina January 9, 2018

Yohan

rlly hotguy who is smart and funny. you can never get enough of him and you miss him when he is gone

"did you see yohan today?"

"totally, omg, i already miss him."

"yohan was BORN to wear SouthPole."

by gerbilburble April 19, 2009

Yohan

Yohan is the best person in the world. He’s wealthy, has a peasant named Tsuki, #royalness and super funny 🤤

This is an example on how to be funny.

Is to…

Be me.. Yohan. 😎

by Wishesooooo June 19, 2021

yohanes

A guy with a great following of females. Generally a Yohanes knows how to flaunt his positive goodness to attract the opposite sex.

That guy is totally a Yohanes, look at those girls fawning over him.

by FlyingBeaks May 20, 2014

yohann

characterized by large phallic size. usually meant for equine spcecis such as donkeys and llamas. derogatory.

Person 1: I sure wish I was had a large penis.
Person 2: You mean like a Yohann? *snigger* *snigger*

by yoyunyo2 March 27, 2010