Yogaballing

The performance art of dancing with a yoga ball, often in a club environment with a light-up yoga ball.

Hula hooping at EDM shows is out. The hottest dance trend is yogaballing.

by Probablynotarealthing March 16, 2017

Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"

"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.

by Prof. S. Dannen Bldg 2 Rm 420 May 8, 2015

yoann

Sexiest man alive. He gets all the girls and every guy wants to be him . If you are a Yoann you're a lucky fella

Wow! Look at Yoann talking to Merissa over there!

by King Gamel April 16, 2015

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

Yohan

Yohan is the most wonderful guy you could ever meet. He is unbelievably handsome! He will always look out for his friends and loved ones. You never want to lose a Yohan because you’ll miss him so much. He is tall and has curly hair. He is a romantic. He can be the best boyfriend. Yohan will always call you and text you to see how your doing. Yohan can seem very shy at first but once you get to know him you will absolutely fall in love with him.He’s not so great at expressing his feelings but if you open up to him he’ll open up to you too. You can always trust him and he’s always there for you. You never want to lose a Yohan.

Amber: I broke up with Yohan

Elizabeth: Why? I really wish I had a Yohan in my life.

by Daisy6789 September 2, 2019

Yogatation

The practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation.

I am so stressed out that if I don't get in some yogatation I will explode.

Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.

I am going at 3:00 to yogatate.

by Swyne September 8, 2011

iPhone Yoga

A deep meditative state achieved by staring at your iPhone continously. The beauty of iPhone yoga is unlike other meditation, background noise such as a humans talking to you or vehicles about to run over you do not disturb you in the slightest.

I shouted a warning to my friend about the speeding garbage truck about to run him over but the poor chap was in deep iPhone yoga. RIP.

by killerbajaj July 22, 2014