you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

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Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010

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Yankin' Yo Gus

Yankin' Yo Gus is also known as masturbating.

Andy, stop yankin' yo gus!

by DasWonton February 21, 2019

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yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

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Yankin

Yankin: When the pussy is so good that when you try and pull ya dick out that shit be pullin back. Ya dick just can't stop stroking.

Girl: This pussy ain't had no teacher, but it's been trained.

Guy: Oh shit, ya pussy be yankin??
Girl: I ain't even gon lie, this pussy be do be yankin

by Reduction July 8, 2011

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