yahootie

"An anonymous, invisible, imaginary person that you can blame for anything and everything you do not want to be blamed for yourself."

Person in crowded elevator: "Oh man, who cut the cheese?" You: "Don't look at me, Yahootie did it."

by vicioushemi March 14, 2010

Yahoo answers

A place where teenagers ask stupid questions they also can’t spell and there is a lot of trolls and smartasses there.

Xxlilyxx: uhm wen I wake uhp dis slimy gooey thing keeps on cuming out of my vagina??? I dink a slug is inside of meh??? Halp?? Best answer get 5 star!!
Vanillaa: yeah meh tu I have the sam problem :((

Garrysworld: you probably have a slug inside of u go to a doctor. Answer my question? Www.yahooanswers.com/why+does+my+gf+have+a+penis\\
Prolife240: hahaha kill ur self stupid slut 😂 who raised u get out of here you are so stupid 😂

Cutiebae: it’s discharge calm down!
That’s yahoo answers for you...

by ♥️Panzo♥️ July 8, 2020

Yahoo! Answers loop

When you answer one stupid question on Yahoo! Answers, and you continuously click the "Show me another" button until you finally run out of points to answer with or snap out of your daze. Similar to the Wikipedian loop or YouTube loop.

An unintentional Yahoo! answers loop may start with one question...
*Would you tongue kiss someone if they had food in their mouth?
And then suddenly you're answering more without thinking...
*Who else had pancakes for breakfast?
*Does anybody remember the Angry Beavers?
*Can I join the Army even though I'm a drug addict?

*Questions actually taken from Yahoo! Answers.

by hoshizuku January 5, 2010

yahoo answers

The next attempt to eliminate Google.

Tom asked "How do I beat Slender?" on Yahoo Answers, and it took a whole day for him to get a answer, and most of them were sarcasm stupidity. I googled it and went straight to www.google.com while he had to wait for a week for some (sarcasm)"good"(sarcasm) answers.

by Ryouu March 25, 2013

Yahoo Answers

A website that people go on for one of the following reasons:

1. They need relationship/ medical advice
2. They are too much of a stupid fuck to use Google.
3. To troll various sections to piss the 35 year old's who live in their mom's basement
4. To go on Polls and Surveys to have social interactions with the no-life losers of the section.

EL OH EL! I'm going to R&S to ask a question about seeing Jesus in my pancake and burning it! Can't wait for the Holy rollers to freak!

I have 12 warts on my vagina! No way should I be sensible and see a doctor, I have Yahoo Answers!!!!

I truly love all of my "contacts" that I talk to on Formspring and message!!!!!!

*sarcasm*

by Peanutbutterfudge December 23, 2010

Yahootie

The invisible man who lives in your refrigerator and turns the light on/off when the door opens.

"'Fridge light is out; Yahootie must be on vacation."

by Randomcontributor October 9, 2013

Google Vs. Yahoo

The war between the search engines Google and Yahoo. Of Course, Google wins each and every battle.

I was online last night, and i put my milkshakes into google and Yahoo. Yahoo gave me my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Google said my milkshakes bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard. I think we know who won the Google vs. Yahoo war.

by oneloveforever February 7, 2010