XP

Windows' Xtra Pain Version, but it is still better than macs.

A: Wow Macs pwnz
B: You loser

by unknow source December 8, 2003

XP

Synonym for something that looks fairly decent but sucks ass when you try to use it.

Man, that eco-car four-banger car you bought is really XP, bro.

by The DON October 16, 2002

XP

Xtra Penetration

Bradley went to spelman to get some XP!!!

by Dr. Arbitrary March 18, 2003

XP Waste

In RuneScape, when something causes a loss of XP, it is considered an XP waste.

Short for experience waste.

House party? XP Waste.
Homework? XP Waste.
Girlfriend? XP Waste.

by Nova Fission August 1, 2012

Windows XP

Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.

Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

Windows XP

Fairly decent OS from Microsoft. More stable than most Windows versions, but has a number of privacy and end-user-rights issues that are questionable at best. Like all Windows builds, is often blindly flamed by idiots with no clue what an OS is or how it works, thinking MS sucks but not having any ideas how they would do it better.

Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.

Its better than Win ME, thats for sure.

by C++ September 13, 2005

windows xp

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.

Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010