wonering

to be in the process of waking up

She called me when I was wonering, what the hell?

by Casaneil April 17, 2008

Wooner

A person who has gay tendencies and may or may not be gay. May or may not have many friends. Usually a Wooner eats too much ketchup. This person is usually denied by society.

He is such a Wooner, i will not talk to him because he is unpleasant and friendless.

by Nigel Wonner February 11, 2009

Woned

One step farther than pwned, woned means to own severly. In gaming, the term owned means to dominate certain aspect of the game. Woning usually implies turning back the tide to your advantadge in a surprising motion.

-Rush in, GO GO, we got them...
-OMG what happened ?!
-Woned

or

-How did last game go?
-Woow we got so raped...I mean basically woned.

by ninjastarrr May 7, 2009

wionet

1- noun; another way to define the meaning of a fail winner

2- Emma...who is a loser.

3- The part of the nipple where it is most sensitive.

4- To be in a state of being unable to control your hormones. Therefore, any actions that engage sexual innuendos would create multiple orgasms for the person.

1- Emma: "I am no longer a loser. I am. a. wionet."

Sean: "Fail."
2- "Hey, what do you think that wionet's name is"

"Probably Emma."
3- Sean touched his wionet.
4- Sean was really wionet that night which made it uncomfortable for underage users in the chatroom.

by IFailToo January 8, 2010

Wayne Wooney

Player on Manchester United.

Wayne Wooney would of scored that.

by Wayne Wooney August 19, 2010

WTFness

A questionable amount of curiosity that is measured in "WTF?"

"The 'WTFness of this cracked me up!"

by Unvirtuous Abbey April 10, 2013

Woonerf

A road style initially concocted in the minds of Japanese kamikaze pilots in an effort to provide the common pedestrian the opportunity to reach a pucker factor not ordinary to civilian life.

Whoaaaaa, I soiled my shorts and almost died trying to walk down the street, the genius who built this woonerf owes me a new pair of undies!

by Sig12 July 27, 2017