Wrongness

Wrongness: Post moronic behaviour, not in accord with established cultural, social or political norms. An antagonist to the mundane, offensive to the absurd, abstract to the established etiquette but distinguished by its peculiar trait of making the erudite, sentient and wise defecate with laughter.

Wrongness: Your mum's such a skanky ass bitch Battersea dogs home had to have her put down for fear of her lobsters infecting the rats.

Wrongness: Ronald Regan for president.

Wrongness: Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

by 3laz3r March 4, 2011

wrongteous

The opposite of righteous.

That party last night was so terrible. It was wrongteous.

by Ammnontet April 22, 2010

Wrangler

A wrangler is a person who watches over and is a temporary caretaker for people who are not currently sober. Similar to a designated driver. The wrangler corrals the non-sober people to make sure they do not cause harm

Shawn: So whos Wrangling tonight boys?
Esteban: I guess since Henry got wrecked last time he should be wrangler and watch over us while we trip

by AnotherE-Boy December 25, 2018

spaghetti wrangler

A vulgar term of offense to describe ugly hairy redneck types.

That fat kid in the corner is a tard.

I know he is such a spaghetti wrangler.

by halohippomoose March 25, 2011

Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.

Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence

by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020

Diva Wrangler

A male who goes to predominantly female events (i.e., dance class) with the hidden intention to meet females.

Amy: "OMGawwshhh.... Josh Lam is in our Pop Diva dance class!"

Ebony: "I KNOW... He's such a swaggy Diva Wrangler."

by Afraid to Ruin My Reputation October 3, 2012

Fanny Wrangler

A television studio production assistant who has the job of arranging the attractive females in the studio audience to ensure that they are strategically placed in the front row of the audience so as to appear in the background either side of the presenters.
In order to carry out their duties they also ensure the ugly mingers and fat males are stood at the back well out of shot.

On "Top Gear" there are always a disproportionate number of attractive females stood behind Hammond, Clarkson and May when they doing the studio links

"Get the Fanny Wrangler arranging the hot babes over by the chairs as we do the news in 3 minutes " said the producer.

by Monty3945 November 7, 2012