Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !

65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!

by Lewcou September 2, 2018

wankatron

person who wanks a lot

that guy tommy is a real wankatron

by tobeus August 29, 2003

Wrankly

Urban word predominately representing one's "ratchet", uncivilized status.

Damn girl, why you gotta be so wrankly up in here?!

by JayFredster March 20, 2015

wankademic

A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.

"You read that article by Dervin? Yeah, she's a real wankademic."

by gaberdine January 31, 2005

Wankasaurus

An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.

Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!

by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010

wankalaump

A extremely ratchet, bigheaded, know everything person or creation.

Lucy is such a wankalaump.

by sexie_swagg June 29, 2014

wankabout

A short period of wandering bush life engaged in by an Australian aborigine as an occasional interruption of regular work...but with more jerking and less bush.

John was determined to go on wankabout but he was a cripple and his gear no longer worked, rendering the trip absolutely meaningless. The tour company paid for his return trip to Sydney

by HamboneFakenamington11 November 7, 2023