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Write a Paper

Code word for masturbation for college students. Usually an excuse to stay in your room undisturbed for long periods of time.
I gotta go write a paper, see you in a couple hours.
by South Hall February 20, 2009
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Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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wraete

An alternative pronunciation for the term rat

however this term strictly refers to the activity of snitchin on another member of one's society.

If someone is going to kill you and you call the police, you are not wraeting.. however if your next door neighbor is going to get robbed and you know about it and tell the police.. then you ARE A WRAETE ! If you are a nice neighbor then inform your friend about the planned robbery, and they can call the police themselves. That way you are not a wraete and they do not get robbed.

If you do not want to be a wraete keep your eyes and ears closed.. STOP SNITCHIN' !
Wraete to pig (officer): "Hey officer these people are about to rob the house on 123 luxurious street."

Dog(gangster) to homies: "man why did tha police show up, some one must have wraeted on us."
by Jeelo October 2, 2007
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goodbye waiter

A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.
"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."
by jsheppar January 2, 2009
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Writer's Block

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue work on a piece of writing
Mark has writer's block, so he can't write the script to a movie that had a great start. His writer's block was caused by his annoying nephew who stifled creativity. He claims if his nephew was around J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter would never exist.
by Mark July 25, 2004
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Wraithverge

The Wraithverge is a weapon from Hexen. Parias, the Cleric, uses this weapon. It is a staff (verge) whose visible part is a large, ornate crucifix with a large ruby on the end. Like the Quietus and Bloodscourge, the Wraithverge needs to be assembled from different segments found throughout the game.

The Wraithverge is the most destructive weapon in the game. When fired, it shoots a sphere of spiritual energy which splits into four ghosts (wraiths) that rend and tear at enemies that get in their way. The ghosts can, however, be turned against the player if they fire the Wraithverge at any monster that is in protect mode (The Heresiarch's reflective barrier, the mage's Icon of the Defender, and Centaur/Slaughtaur in shield stance before the ghosts split from the original projectile) or if they are repelled with a Disc of Repulsion. The Wraithverge is also the most mana-consuming weapon in the game, requiring 18 of each kind of mana.

Source: Doom Wiki
Guy 1: Did you see what happened to those monsters when I fired the Wraithverge?

Guy 2: No, what happened?

Guy 1: Those monsters got raped by those ghosts!
by Parias December 22, 2008
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waiter's nightmare

A bad dream experienced by persons who wait tables for a living. The details in the dream may vary, but the one constant of all waiters nightmares is a full station (assigned tables) of unhappy customers (or members if the establishment is a private club). A common WN is arriving late at work and finding your station already full to capacity. Another common one is not being able to get organized, and realizing you have forgotten to turn in an order to the kitchen for a table that has been waiting a long time. Coming out of the kitchen with a tray of entrees and dropping it on the floor is a favorite. One of the more disturbing waiters nightmares is having a large table of people, or maybe even more than one table in the party, and after waiting for what seems like hours for their food to come up, and it's like midnight and all other customers and wait staff are long gone, and you go into the kitchen to check on your food, and all the cooks have cleaned up the kitchen and left, and didn't make your table's food.
Anybody who has worked as a server is familiar with the waiter's nightmare
by Woody Thomas December 11, 2009
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