Urban Dic-worthy 

The immediate pressure a millennial feels when attempting to create a definition worthy of submitting to Urban Dictionary, before realizing how easy it is to have a ridiculous or substandard urban dictionary definition approved.

*drinking an excessive amount of booze*

Daniel: OMG PREAL ... Pretty Real? I'm sure that’s an urban dictionary definition?

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: imma look it up.

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: What? It’s not a definition. Let’s submit.

Daniel: But is it even urban dic-worthy? it’s stupid. Doubt it’ll get approved *sobs*

Ethan: Ninety-Five percent of the definitions on urban dictionary are shit anyways man. Those moderators will approve just about anything. Its tragic!

Daniel: LOL you’re so right, imma submit!

Urban Dic-worthy by ConfuciusSays69 July 29, 2021

shaft worthy 

a chick that is worthy of a good bang.

cody "check that chick out"
bart "yeah id do her"
cody "shes definitely shaft worthy"

shaft worthy by aaronsith October 17, 2005

Worthless Shitbag 

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

Worthless Shitbag by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018

co-worthless

A lazy, unproductive co-worker, whose lack of work ethic means you have to work that much harder to carry their load.

My co-worthless Lester called in sick again and now I'm stuck covering his graveyard shift. I hope the little weasel gets sick for real!

co-worthless by tuftskins January 27, 2010

Not worth jack shit 

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

Not worth jack shit by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

bed worthy 

Same as Fuckable or Shag Worthy. Someone who is attractive enough to have sex with but not necessarily a relationship with. Or someone you are on the fence about sleeping with.

Janet: Okay...I'm going to show you his picture. He's kind of cute...I think.

Kate: (After viewing the picture) Totally bed worthy.

bed worthy by Scarlett Letter February 4, 2012

Weiner Worthy 

Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.

Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.

Weiner Worthy by theinstigator October 1, 2016