Woofer

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

by Jamie September 12, 2002

whoofers

Whoofers refer to the trails of hair that grow from the base of the head along the back sides of the neck.

Heath K. attracted many a wench with his long lustrous whoofers

by madyson rizzle April 14, 2008

woofer

when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg

Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.

by oasislover94569349594546592345 June 21, 2020

Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.

Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!

by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019

Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.

'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'

by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

woofery

(adj.) dog like in appearance or smell; a person who resembles ugly dog; describes an event that is not fun

(verb) woofin' ie. Amber was woofin' at that party

1. Dan: How was your sandwich?
Mike: I didn't eat it
Dan: Why not?
Mike: It smelled woof

2. Jenna: Ugh, that girl's face is soo dog like!
Sara: Yeah, she is really woofery looking.

by sketchy ninja August 16, 2009

Woofer

A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.

"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."

by Kristiano90 November 3, 2011