Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 23, 2024
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024
A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
A device that turns wood into wood chips. It is also one of the most painful and brutal ways to die.
Example 1:
"Man, I really wish I had some wood chips."
"Well guess what, I have a Woodchipper, so you can have some wood chips!"
Example 2:
"Yo did you just see on the news that a guy fell into a Woodchipper?"
"No I have not."
"Well, don't look at the aftermath images!
*Person2 ignores what he said and looks it up*
"Oh god! What the hell is that!"
"I told you not to search it up!"
"Man, I really wish I had some wood chips."
"Well guess what, I have a Woodchipper, so you can have some wood chips!"
Example 2:
"Yo did you just see on the news that a guy fell into a Woodchipper?"
"No I have not."
"Well, don't look at the aftermath images!
*Person2 ignores what he said and looks it up*
"Oh god! What the hell is that!"
"I told you not to search it up!"
by MyHamsterAteARock July 26, 2021
by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019
The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties
I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.
by Nerul July 11, 2008