wynned

When a girl calls off or breaks up with you before a week has passed

Bro Jessica wynned me!

by Tutesmigutes July 28, 2021

Wonked

When someone is born with a noticeable wonky face, that others may find funny.

Sarah: OMG he has a well wonky face!
Nathan: Yeah he has a face disorder..
Sarah: :(
Nathan: NAHHT.. He's just wonked.

by wonkyface October 12, 2010

Gok Wanned

To have undergone a radical style transformation/makeover.

Derives from the camp TV personality Gok Wan.

"She looks much better...she's ben gok wanned"

by GlesgaBird. December 11, 2010

wonged

To be wonged is to be beaten by the Wongsta.

Haha, Wilson got Wonged!!

by MrPetts October 18, 2003

woned

Similar to "owned" but is only capable of being achieved by the most leet players.

joe woned bob matt and john while blind using only his sense of sound.

by WoNeD October 9, 2003

wonner

(noun) A person who is a wanker or a jerk. Someone who is very uncool.

Casey Hurley is a total wonner.

by A Fio January 10, 2008

Woned

This word originated in the the online game, "Counter-Strike." This word, unlike "pwned" or "owned," supposedly is the most respected win in a game. For instance, in CS, if i killed their entire team, then i would have woned their team. (2)Wonish - can be used to describe somebody's lack of skill.

OMGOSH!!! DOOGIE! I so just woned your entire team!!!
Paul, you are so wonish.

by kevkev July 24, 2008