Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

kiddie winkles

A term used for children affectionately. Kiddie winkles is like saying the Apple of my eye or the joy of my heart.

I love my little kiddie winkles. I would not be without them. My kiddie winkles are the Apple of my eye and joy of my heart.

by Christi-fly January 30, 2018

Spinkle winkle

Spinkle winkle is said to people thay wont stopp acting gay and think that they are cool.

exampel 1:
person 1: You whore go suck cock
person 2: no your spinkle winkle looking ass

exampel 2:
person 1: you are a disgrace to humanity

person 2: *finds picture of person 1* no your spinkly winkly looking ass

by ItzLixy October 17, 2021

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

woonkle

The male organ a.k.a. willy

"What's that?"
"A woonkle."
"Oh."

by Haruka Hoshino December 26, 2009

Winklevi

Second place finishers, runner-ups, honorable mentions...basically, all those who just weren't quite good enough.

Do you remember the guy Michael Phelps beat by a split second? He was such a winklevi...

by MZuck October 9, 2010

spit the winkle

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.

by Four Balls October 19, 2006