wonk

A secret swear word for pro-spammers on forums that have censorship.
Is backwards for the word 'know'.
Can be used to replace any other swear word which would otherwise be starred out by the moderators on a forum.

A: "Anti-spammers are wonks."
B: "Yeah... they're wonking wonks!"

by Vienna November 21, 2004

wonk

Gauge sex without lube.

I wanna wonk jarred.

by alex jarred josh December 11, 2007

wonk

to have sex / get jiggy with it / bow chica wow-wow

omgg they wonked!?

Wow, I really wanna wonk him!

by Kaka Shiit September 13, 2007

wonk

a utility noun used to describe many situations

he is a wonk

she has got a wonk on

shut up stop being a wonk.

by seth the jew March 23, 2009

wonk

wonk is another word for wank

"I wonked my self silly lastnight

by Ryan August 26, 2004

wonk

a derogatory term for a black person, usually used in england

This wonk kept stealing my pud pud

by Crazyindy April 03, 2007

wonk

a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.

person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"

by bin August 27, 2004