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God I'm wonderful wall 

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.
Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

The Wonderfuls 

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I have a serious case of The Wonderfuls
The Wonderfuls by Dylan9898 September 13, 2012

Eternal Wonderwall 

In some not traditional cultures there is a step after death and before the final destination. This is called the Eternal Wonderwall. On the eternal 3 there are names in lines that tell you where you are headed for the rest of eternity. The possibilities are Heaven , Hell, Limbo and Purgatory. There is a reference to this in Wonderwall by Oasis.
He wondered where aunt bethany's name was at the Eternal Wonderwall during the funeral
an activity deemed as so either amazing, incredible, joyful, pleasureable, fantastic, or epic as to have the appearance of fun yet deserving of a title fusing 'wonderful' with said action being 'fun' ; epic
dude: hey baby what do you think of having sex?
chick: you mean wonderfun? nothin better ;)
Wonderfun by freefaller January 9, 2010

wonderwall wanker 

A Wonderwall wanker is a person who typically claims to be an Oasis-fan but in reality only knows their one hit: Wonderwall.

A Wonderwall wanker can typically be seen at parties strumming away the same 4 fucking chords because it's the only fucking chords he knows.

A Wonderwall wanker often claims to be musically educated and knowledgable about music history and claims to like a lot of rockbands which he most likely never listened to: Nirvana, Oasis, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, etc. but the sad truth is that he only knows hit-songs and probably listens to R&B when he is on his own and doesn't have to pretend to be a rockstar.

They look and dress extremely mainstream because the only reason they make an efford to learn 3 or 4 chords is to get laid. They know that only a select few girls like long hair and leather so they stick to what's in at the moment. Sometimes they can be seen wearing band merchandise but if you ask them about the first album of the band on their shirt they probably won't be able to answer you.
"Can you play a great song?"
"Sure! Let me play Wonderwall again!"

What a wonderwall wanker!
wonderwall wanker by WinstonBeWise November 20, 2013

Wonderfuck 

Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"

Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.
Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.
Wonderfuck by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022