Wompus

Adjective:
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.

3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.

John: See those stairs?
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!

by mantabu July 18, 2011

Wompus

Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.

Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!

by Sketch Ball December 26, 2010

wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 3, 2004

caddy wompus

A synonym for caddy corner!

That girl sat caddy wompus to me in class the other day.
The store is caddy wompus to my house.

by Captain Cooper December 28, 2005

Wompus

a vagina with balls

yo dylan you have a nasty wompus

by jp321 January 20, 2021

wompus

WHA-UM-PUSS. Noun. Adj.

A particular being and/or entity that tells very long and often, hard to believe stories, in and around the greater Oklahoma City metro area.

"Dude. I saw Wompus last night!" "Dude. Dont feed wompus, he'll start calling again."
"Since, when did you get all Wompus on me?"
"Tammy is over there. He's all wompused out dude.

by Mr Bob Dobalina October 22, 2007

Wampuss

A small, hairy, disgusting penis.

Sophie: "Oh, never mind, we're not having sex."
Jacob: "Why?"
Sophie: "Because you have a wampuss."

by JinX_Alpha June 10, 2014