Ass Womper

Adjective; person who is in the action of, or has put something on the ground and then jumped in the air and landed on it with teir ass

verb; ass womping - to be in the action of landing on some thing with your ass

johnny is such a ass womper
or
you better watch out before i ass womp you

by MAK def April 2, 2005

Mali-womped

When a dumbass ref seems to cock-slap you with shit calls all game long.

Derived from the horrible calls made by Mali-born referee Koman Coulilaby during the USA v Slovenia match.

That ref is calling fouls that don't exist!
I know! We're getting totally Mali-womped

by AlanJoeyKeith June 20, 2010

wompy machine

your dick

My wompy machine is 8 inches!

by blaise June 15, 2003

booty womped

to get owned, served, schooled, or totally humiliated.

Man you just lost!... No, I got booty womped.

by booty womper February 6, 2010

womper

Its pretty much what ever you can imagine... Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, whateva you want. Mostly used to take place of naughty words.

That destiny sure knows how to womper up a good one.
Boys like to womper girls.
Womper is one of the three main food groups.
Your wompering it longer.

by jnsamr4924 November 30, 2010

Wompy Bomp

A low budget form of musical entertainment performed with water bottles comtaining varying amounts of liquid. The bottles are either shaken, hit with a blunt object or slammed against furniture or people. Inspired by the popular performing group Stomp.

You actually payed to see Abby doing Wompy Bomp? You must be out of your mind.

by M. Payne January 16, 2008

womperjog

Out of allignment, just not right, all messed up and backwards.

I woke up and my ahir was all womperjogged. They robbed my house and all my stuff is womperjogged.

by Erin C October 22, 2003