wookum 

noun. courage, excitement, enthusiasm, energy.

I can't seem to get up off the couch because I've lost all my wookum.

wookum by Andrew A Libby January 2, 2006

wokus pokus 

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.

Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.

wokus pokus by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021

wokeupandchoseviolence 

when you wake up from your slumber and immediately decide to be a effing savage

“You’re a real bonehead”

“Woah woah woah... someone wokeupandchoseviolence”

wokeupandchoseviolence by egirlgoth666 January 26, 2021

wonkulated 

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

wonkulated by katski June 27, 2007

workurbate 

the act of self pleasure at work.

1-Hey dude, i was at the toilet today at work to take a shit and i heard some strange noise in the other toilet. i think he was workurbate

2-I had a lot of stress today at work ... i had to workurbate to release the pressure

workurbate by Rrhc005 August 9, 2016

Wokked 

An extreme version of whipped, applying specifically to your Asian mates.

Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.

Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018

Wokkke 

When you think you’re woke, but you really sided with the system you hate.

How do you think Capitol Hill and the mainstream is on your side?! You ain’t woke! You’re woKKKe!

Wokkke by M Anon March 2, 2021