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Pa-woke

The lowest breed of human degenerates that comprises the 3% of the population; sharing the same shitty opinions, tweeting and ranting if it only fits their narrative and stuff. They think being pa-woke with their selective power of justice, bestowed upon them by Twitter will save the Earth from degeneracy and feed the poor, not knowing they only make themselves look like a cringey, pathetic case of whiny nutjobs.

They are the minority that no one wants and no one asked for. A minor inconvenience and a disgrace to the society that needs to be obliterated before infecting others.

On the contrary, this is not a word for smart-shaming since being pa-woke is not a smart thing to be, it has never been. They are pathetic morons.
Pa-woke: omg i hate this goverment it sucks they dont feed the poor omg #resist #feedthepoor

Also Pa-woke: omg did you hear about the new iphone it looks good i wonder how much it costs me if i sell my old iphone for that. #blessed
by Iloathepawokes April 23, 2020
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New Woke City

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.
That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.
by La Pluma May 12, 2021
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Wokesplaining

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.
by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020
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wokehole

an annoying self-righteous leftist. A supercilious leftist.
Gawd I am so sick of these wokeholes that think everything is racists. Know nobody is going to hire college graduates anymore because they are just a bunch of wokeholes.
by supercilious2 July 13, 2020
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I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.
Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*
by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020
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Woke Seed

Woke Seed- A conscious being that spreads enlightenment to others for them to enlighten themselves.

I created the term alongside with my book titled, Woke Seed. After countless google searches and other platforms i realized the words "woke" and "seed" had never even been in a sentence next to each other. If you look at google search (definition of woke seed) or (meaning of woke seed) my definition is the only one existing. My books has sold in over 26 countries and people all over the globe now identify with the term or word Woke Seed.
After John did more research he would soon be a better woke seed.
by Ka'Ron Gaines October 4, 2021
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Woke Privilege

A form of privilege that is extended to those who hold the "correct" views about all things societal, economic, scientific and political.

These correct views are determined by the major institutions. When governments, major corporations, mass media and entertainment, universities etc. all support your viewpoint (regardless as to whether it is rooted in reality or not) you have woke privilege. These viewpoints are typically perpetuated by intersectional Frankensteins and usually result in the creation of many Wokenstein's Monsters.

Conversely, if you hold views that are different to the woke gospel (regardless as to whether they are rooted in reality or not) then you will be cancelled for merely having a different viewpoint and are not considered to have woke privilege (however, you will likely be accused of having every other kind of privilege in an attempt to discredit you). This is because those with Woke privilege are typically woke Fordians.
Joe: " Hey man, did you know that *insert woke opinion here* is so great?"
Mama: "Jesus Joe, who has been filling your head with this nonsense?"
Joe: *screeches and points* "this one's not one of us!"
Mama: "well, it looks like my viewpoint is cancelled because I don't have woke privilege"
by Souper Rare July 14, 2022
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