wokeweird

The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.

Aiee! Strong in Professor Butler the wokeweird is ... hmmm ... yes

by Old Phardt February 4, 2023

woketard

“Woketard” is a slang insult. It’s a mash-up of two pieces:
“Woke” – originally meant being aware of social injustice, especially racism. Over time it expanded to include awareness of issues like discrimination, inequality, and social justice more broadly.
“-tard” – a derogatory suffix derived from the word retard, historically used to insult people with intellectual disabilities. Because of that history, many people consider it offensive.
Put together, “woketard” is used online as a mocking or hostile term for someone perceived as extremely or blindly supportive of progressive social-justice ideas. The word is meant to belittle the person rather than debate their arguments.

joe biden supporters are big woketard

by Eiborcm March 16, 2026

Anti-woketard

An anti-woke person that can't tell their head from their shoes.

Alice: I'm homeschooling my kids so that they don't grow up to be gay vaccinated communists.
Bob: (thinking) What an anti-woketard.

by MalumLibrum958 June 15, 2024