The right wing's interpretation of the word woke. There is no actual consistent definition of the word for them and is often used as a buzzword to describe a negative characteristic of wokescoldy, sjw leftists at best or wildly vilified, imagined and strawmanned descriptions of the supposed left at worst.
- The woke agenda will not stop me from eating my burgers!
- What does he mean by "woke" agenda?
- That the dems want to get rid of meat?
- But what does it have to do with societal injustices?
- IDK, by woke, he means "woke"
- What does he mean by "woke" agenda?
- That the dems want to get rid of meat?
- But what does it have to do with societal injustices?
- IDK, by woke, he means "woke"
by juasjuasie December 4, 2022
Get the wokemug. by Smell Test August 28, 2023
Get the wokemug. by ProductPusha August 31, 2010
Get the wokemug. I woke up with a massive stonker, i had to throw one out to get rid of it!
or
When I woke up this morning my keks were spunky wet, must've had a wet dream!
or
When I woke up this morning my keks were spunky wet, must've had a wet dream!
by !cunt! December 25, 2016
Get the wokemug. How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.
Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
Get the wokemug. by KImCobain July 26, 2017
Get the wokemug. Nigga: World War III started, nigga
Me: *I sleep*
Nigga: Bitch they stole your lunchables
me: Bitch im woke
Me: *I sleep*
Nigga: Bitch they stole your lunchables
me: Bitch im woke
by Zeon W. June 6, 2018
Get the wokemug.