Hobbiting

THE ACT OF SMOKING, DRINKING, AND MUNCHING OUT IN ONE SITTING.

"Aragorn can we stop for second midday lunch? We just finished smoking and we are hungry."
"Damn Hobbit, stop smoking your pipeweed!!"
"But we were Hobbiting this morning!!!"

by Captain Jim T. Rustles November 14, 2013

Wobbling

Main Entry:
1wob·bling

Variant(s):
also wab·bling \ˈwä-bəling\

Function:
verb

Inflected Form(s):
wob·bled also wab·bled; wob·ble also wab·ble \-b(ə-)liŋ\

The pre-actions before one is about to cry
The irregular rocking or staggering motions by ones lips before they cry

—"Man!, please get your wobbling ass away from me. The Color Purple was good but, come on!"

by bilaljoy June 15, 2007

throat wobbling mango

a small creature that lives in scotland that lives on a hill that has one long leg and arm and one small leg and arm. it can only run around the hill in the same line otherwise it will fall over

did you see that sexy throat wobbling mango

by martin p August 14, 2006

Wabbiting

the explainable joy of bringing your upper lip high enough to show your front teeth and thus looking like a wabbit.

:B
She enjoys wabbiting way too much lately

by Shillysheep December 5, 2015

bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013

hobbiting

Using petroleum jelly to stick hair to the top of your feet for sexual purposes.

A milder, and foot centric, form of the Savsquatch or sexsquatch, which both cover the entire body.

I mailed Savana some of my shaved off body hair. She used a layer of pertroleum jelly to stick it to her feet for sex stuff. You know she's crazy into hobbiting.

by Juarez.Gaines October 21, 2011

Wobbling

For a game of pool, when the white ball goes into the hole

"Dude, did you just wobble?"
"Do you mean scratch?"
"Wobbling"

by TreeMeLee March 4, 2016