wisterbad 

A CS:GO player with a negative k/d bashing their own team.

Subject: "you guys suck."
Team: "wisterbad"

wisterbad by blightttt February 20, 2019

Dirty Winston

The act of licking one's butthole after jizzing in it from anal sex

That dirty winston tasted funny

Dirty Winston by ccuummm January 10, 2010

ben winston 

A man who directs One Direction music videos and sucks at his job. He tends to steal ideas from other people and pass them off as his own. He's like a bad zit, not matter how you try to get it to go away, it never leaves.

Ben Winston needs to stop doing whatever it is he is doing.

ben winston by Emg16 February 21, 2015

winston slip 

The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with no anticipation of a second.

"Last weekend I totally gave her the Winston slip",
"where is she now"?
"I never called her back"

winston slip by pkbm July 20, 2006

Chill Winston 

Comes from The Lenny Henry Show from the late 80's in the UK. Lenny Henry's character (Delbert Wilkins) would often tell his friend Winston to calm down in his character's vaguely West Indian accent - "chill, Winston". The line used in Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels is a reference to this. It has become a common British saying, though many are unaware of it's origin.

Chill Winston! I've got it under control.

Chill Winston by Floydus July 18, 2011

Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

Wiisturbating 

Playing a game for the Nintendo Wii that makes you look like you're pleasuring yourself.

"I got Wii Music, but I stopped playing because I was wiisturbating more than I was making music."

Wiisturbating by NosLived January 15, 2009