Courtesy Wipe

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job

Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe

by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Pre-wipe

Using a moist baby wipe to swab the anus before taking a poop. A pre-wipe is primarily used to lubricate the anus for a more efficient and cleaner poop. The wipe can also be dropped into the toilet bowl after the swab to reduce back splash from the turds dropping into the bowl.

"Hey I'll be back in 20 minutes, I need to go clear this Indian food outta me." "Sounds good babe, don't forget to pre-wipe before letting it loose. You don't wanna have to shower again before we go out tonight." "Thanks for the reminder! Clean as a whistle!"

by ratpact4life October 1, 2018

One Wipe Wonder

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

by MER8490 August 11, 2008

millies.wifeyy

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too 😋

stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

by 15kmbb on tiktok May 23, 2021

Wifey Syndrome

When you really want a girlfriend.

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"

by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

Wiley

A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.

Wiley: Who should I pick on today?

by Saints66 August 5, 2023

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007