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Windsocking

The act of forcing air into your penis in order to achieve a penis fart
Hey Dave did you just fart? Na’h I was totally windsocking earlier and now I have a bad case of penis farts
by Windsock ambassador May 23, 2018
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Windsock

1. An object that looks like a sock (hence the name) attached to a flagpole, which moves in the direction that the wind is blowing.

2. A pejorative term for a (usually selfish) person whose views and behaviors constantly change based on what is best for their own self-interest at the present moment.
1. The windsock nearly blew off the flagpole because of how windy it was.

2. Marcus is a real windsock. He'll support you until it's not in his best interest to do so; then he's gone.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2025
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ripped windsock

This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.
I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.
by Skinanbones June 28, 2016
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Windsock

When the foreskin is inflated then rapidly deflates, due to a partner flatulating into said foreskin. The release of said flatulence results in the penis turning into a whacky inflatable flailing arm man.
Dude, my girlfriend fucking windsocked me last night, and it whistled as my foreskin deflated.
by Ivebeenwindsocked May 3, 2025
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Windsock

Excessive foreskin more obvious when blown on also when a man is seductively helicoptering.
His cock flapped about like a windsock in a storm
by Leemondo1 June 16, 2023
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