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double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."
He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.
by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011
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West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North

A school located in the state where absolutely nothing happens: New Jersey. The building of education is overrun by ginders, and it is 80% Asian. You will get slapped if you have less than a 102% in any subject. It has the money to pay for not one but TWO ice cream vending machines yet it doesn’t have the dough to fix the goddamn ac and heater. At least it’s better than South because we actually have walls.
Mom: What did you get on your test at West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North today?
Child: uhh... *stutters* a 100%
Mom: Really? Two can play at that game. *twap*
by butch the butcher October 16, 2019
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Windoof

A german form that makes fun of Microsoft Windows (doof meaning stupid, silly) often used by Mac or Linux Users
Guy 1: Oh man mein Windows craht die ganze Zeit (Oh man my windows is crashing all the time)
Guy 2: Windoof ist ja auch scheisse, benutz 'nen mac! ( That's because Windoof sucks, use a mac!)
Guy 3: Haha, Mac ist genauso scheisse wie Windoof, benutz Linux! (Haha, Mac sucks as bad as Windoof, use Linux!)
by King Hermy July 12, 2009
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south windsor

a boring, judgemental town where soccer mom's gossip while their kids are at the playground getting stoned. kind of like the town in desperate housewives.
by ishkaninainanaa October 16, 2008
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Windsor Castle

A subtle way of telling a girl;

Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"
by Big Jim McCrea November 5, 2012
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Cher Windsor

by Pearlies March 19, 2019
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East Windsor

A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.
She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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