egyptian windstorm

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.

I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed

by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

winnits

bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.

haha he's got winnits

by ass February 9, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Windier

the inner regions of a very heavy person's butt crack. Like a brazier for the female bust it is a holder or carrier for dark and saddening winds.

Used in sentence: "As Big Phil stood up, it suddenly smelled like he had popped the clip on his windier"

by Assimmie April 25, 2014

windie licker

Originally a Northern Irish term, but spreading rapidly through Usenet. A derogatory term for someone of very low intelligence or who is mentally retarded. Originates from the buses that transport mentally deficient people where the occupants can be seen licking the windows.

M3 licensees are all a bunch of windie lickers

by windie licker October 17, 2006

Winding

Winding is a dance craze that is basically Newark theme dance. (NOT New York, NEWARK). It involves putting your "Bad" hand, (a.k.a., im a lefty, so my bad hand is my right) behind your back, on your hip, on your chest, or on your stomach. Many people agree that Winding is actually a form of Krumping}. When you wind, or "Kake", as it is called when a boy and girl face off, your hips move in a smooth, un-rigid motion. In 2006, white, female singer, Gwen Stefani, released the song "Wind It Up". Even though a California girl should be rapping about Krumping, the song is now a theme song.

Yo, did you see that bitch and her boy Kaking?

Hey, do you want to start NJing at Nicole's party?

I can Wind better than you!

Jordan started Winding!

by Valeviktorio December 17, 2006

Vagina Windtunnel

This is when a woman qweefs and your hair flies back.

Does my hair look good? Because that woman gave me a powerful vagina windtunnel!!

by Byron and Nick June 29, 2009