Jeff Willard

The best fucking 9th grade English teacher I could've had. I wish I could've told you how big of an impact your class has had on my life. Hope you're kicking it with Marx, Engels, and Shakespeare up there man.

Man, Jeff Willard's class was so damn hard. My favorite class of all time, though.

by YoungPersonInTheBack September 3, 2020

Mr. Willard

Someone who is so addicted to milk that he drinks four gallons a week

“Jeez you really act like a Mr. Willard”
“What?”
“Yeah you do you’re so addicted to drinking milk bro”

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi November 29, 2021

Fat Willard

an enormous bowel movement

After thanksgiving dinner, John headed for the bathroom to drop a fat willard.

by Bittermama66 October 10, 2014

Willard

A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).

Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.

by indubitably01 April 28, 2010

willards

Random pubes left unattended.

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!

by Balls 06 May 22, 2006

Clare Willardson

The most amazing, beautiful and awesome girl you will ever know. She is always nice, and has strong morals. She is the perfect woman. Everyman will fight to get her but only one will succeed. She is the worlds perfect woman. Sexy yet cute fun and lovley. She will always be new and you will never get bored with her. She is perfect.

Im in love with clare willardson.

by iamawesome1212 September 22, 2011

willard

A man's cock.

(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!

by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010