t’will

Contraction of ‘it’ and ‘will’. Kind of like t’was, but way better.

Gus: Let’s go to that rollercoaster, there.
Martha: T’will be so scary!
Gus: Shut up, Martha, with your 1800s English.

by proper idiot March 8, 2021

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

A phrase (written in uppercase) expressing absolute disdain for reducing or removing funding for charities or services.

Originally featured in the Maxis PC game "Sim City 2000", spoken by the Transportation spokesman if funding for his department was less than 100 per cent.

Taxation spokesman: Let's raise taxes to increase funds.
Transportation spokesman: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

by OzzieWanker85 October 30, 2025

T-Shirt Willy

When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.

*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*

"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"

by ljw December 8, 2005

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021

fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the

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by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments

Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023