Willist

when you are rude or mean to will

stop being willist

by big toes 123 November 17, 2022

willit

Minuet piece of toilet tissue or fabric fluff from underpants that has dried, hardened and adhered to pubic hair around the anus.

I was in the shower the other morning and you won’t believe the amount of willits I picked out of my arse!

by bennybumflaps January 21, 2007

Willits

Willits is a shit town in NorCal where everyone is either a stupid Puritan hippie or a stoner who was neglected as a kid and thusly uses that to justify their mindlessly fake-deep actions. Willits is also the home to the world’s dumbest lumber jack statue. Everybody knows all the words to Hotel California there, but none of them know what it means. Also the cancer rate is like 10x average cause PepsiCo ruined the water supply.

Person 1: “Yeah I grew up in Willits”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”

by Nerium—Oleander September 2, 2019

Williston ND

OIL only OIL
And schools
BUT OIL

OIL
Looks like he’s been to Williston ND
Yep

by We’re all *family* May 16, 2022

Willnot

An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.

Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!

by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006

willnots

Dried secretions of bodily fluids and/or solids that get trapped on articles of underclothing

I can't get these damn willnots out of my fruit of the looms

by Johnny 2 V's September 18, 2003

Willion

A whole million, with no taxes or other fees.

A whole willion!!

by Endgame1320 July 30, 2010