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Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
by LvvlyyKleeetf April 4, 2022
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Wilbur soot

A mcyt and songwriter that’s pog
Have you heard the song “Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur soot?
by your new boyfriends an arsehol January 16, 2022
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Wilbur soot

The most perfect man ever. Wilbur is beautiful and charming and smart and is the only man i care about. I will sell my soul for him.
Any sane person: “Wilbur soot is so pretty , I genuinely want to marry him”
“Me too”
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wilburlvrr

Person: who is wilburlvrr?
Other person: the best
by Maryjoe15610 April 2, 2021
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Wallburg

n. A small town located in Piedmont, North Carolina. The name originates from a whales vagina
Did you hear the queef out of the whales wallburg?

I was passing through wallburg and quickly realized they are some chill mother fuckers.
by Mike Morphis March 20, 2011
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Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules

Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No K-Pop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship is F**k
Rule #8 No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Sh*t
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Videos Are Sometimes Funny
Wilbur: guys, remember the 11 Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules.

Wilbur: *states all 11 rules*
by ♣Fabulous_Killjoy♥ June 3, 2021
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Wilbur-flap

A penis that goes through the slit in a mans boxers or briefs because of excess movement or lack of button.
I was playing basketball in boxers and I got a huge wilbur-flap.
by kc42gc April 10, 2009
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