Oprah Winfrey

something truly awful

dave: sorry your granma died
me: at least she didnt get Oprah Winfrey

by Mr. debator2 October 12, 2010

Wilfert

To engage in anal intercourse with a small mammal or bird.

Hillbilly 1: Did you see that possum go runnin o’ der?
Hillbilly 2: I seen it… it’s ass looked juicy, I would Wilfert it all day!

by Mr. Possum February 27, 2009

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

Oprah Winfrey's Disease

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.

Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.

by APT October 13, 2005

wilfred ho

coolest guy in history

u're cool, so u're a wilfred

by wilfred's the best December 7, 2004

Wilfred

He is a daddy's boy and he is nice tho :)

Wilfred is kind and says "daddy"

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

Oprah Winfrey

The source of all men's problems. THis bitch has ruined all mens lives by teachin women to be more independent and to basically fuck up mens lives. SHE MUST ME STOPPED!!

Oprah Winfrey has fucked up my life because my wife thinks sex is evil due to this fat bitch.

by Giants8189 June 26, 2005