Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023

Wiffed on the waff

An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.

As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.

by WolfMerrik August 20, 2021

hfwf wif oerh

This means shut your mouth but in slang.

Bully 'hey there dweeb'
You 'hfwf wif oerh, Im not in the mood

by Ball licker 5675775 November 19, 2023

jahn beet the wif

jahn beet yolko
yolko beet jahn
r/beatles has no humor

-u/crispybeatle

did you know that jahn beet the wif!??!1?!?!?!?1

by crispybeatle February 3, 2024

wif

woman i’d fuck

anna’s a wif, she’s so hot

by pseudo eboy July 15, 2019

Wif

Top 5, either a good top 5 or bad top 5. Depends on the tone of voice.

Bro that’s wif!
Bro your in my wif!
Yes lets go! That’s wif!

by Adamsteak September 21, 2020

wif

two seggsy people that are married and have an entire photo album dedicated to eachother

“omg are you guys wifs bc you are both so hot”
“yes we are”

by caca ong asf March 14, 2021