wiffle ball

the single greatest backyard, street, and beach game ever created! ever ever

" yo brian wanna go play wiffle ball"
" fuckin yea lets go... Im up first!"

by justin May 11, 2004

Winfield

A small town in the chicago suburbs located in the Milton township with a population of about 9000, mostly consisting of poor old people and stoner kids.

Aside from it's neighbors Wheaton and Naperville,it's not all full of rich white pricks.
There's really not much to do in Winfield than cause mischief or go to the liquor store.

Kevin: Hey wanna go to Winfield?

Austin: Why? All there is to do there is teepee old people's houses and smoke weed.

by 9pac November 15, 2013

wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.

"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"

by BrettMan May 19, 2004

winfield

Most commonly somked cigarette brand in Australia. My boss and I, for example, work at Woolworths and we both smoke Winfield light blue. Not the greates brand- I'll always prefer my Dunhill blues and Horizon 8's. But damn god for work.

"Michelle and Renee went out for a wini blue."

"Jesus I need a smoke! Can I have a pack of Winfield Reds Please Michelle?"

"I'm Going for a smok. Wini Blues anyone?"

by Iloverenee May 12, 2006

wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 3, 2004

wiffel tower

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

by runforcover August 23, 2011

Wiffness

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

by liftedresearch August 31, 2011