Whoretard

A combination of a whore, and a retard.

-"My girlfriend just slept with my brother, thinking it was me"
-"What a whoretard."

by asust3k August 2, 2008

tim whoretons

The awesome way of spelling Tim Horton's which is a cafe/coffee shop.

(Texting)

Guy: Yo we should hang out on the weekend.

Girl: Alright where should we have sex?

Guy: How about Tim Whoretons? because you clearly belong there you stupid hoe.

by J Man123 November 7, 2013

whorelando

The city located in central Florida. It's most known for all its attractions and theme parks. It's also been called the minimum-wage capital of the U.S. because the theme parks' employees make up a HUGE part of the city's workforce.

Home of the Orlando Magic, a team that was good until Shaq left, and average until T-Mac left. Now the team is sitting in the bottom of the standings, with no fans and even less chances of winning a title.

In other words, if it wasn't for Disney World, Orlando would be just a halfway point on I-4.

The city itself is filled with slums (see Pine Hills), but the suburbs are much more affluent (see Winter Park).

by KRHimself November 28, 2004

Whoretel

1. Another name for a brothel.

2. A hotel frequented and used by whores.

Ranger Joe is feeling horny, so he's going to head on down to the Whoretel and get some ass.

by DaveCoulier59 May 28, 2012

whorementia

This is when a Woman Sleeps With So Many Guys That When One Texts She Has No Idea Who He is.

This Guy Texted Me And Asked How My 3 Dogs are. I asked who it was and he won't tell me but has obviously been to my house recently. I don't have a clue. The whorementia must be setting in.

by Trixie galore February 3, 2014

Whoremental

a mental whore

jack "oh look she is whoremental!"

by Rawr, please just stop September 25, 2014

Whorepanda

A female who, while otherwise attractive, wears an excessive amount of eyeshadow in an attempt to appear edgy.

Taylor Momsen is such a whorepanda.

by tmsam June 24, 2016